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Pizza Seralgio

"We Serve Quality Not Quantity"

Opened Since 1999

Good Food • Hot Babes • In Bikinis • NOW OPENING 24/7! • Want a Refund? Consider Our Chicks in Bikinis for your money back policy

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HOT DEALS ! !

5 Large Pizzas
Only $66.28

2 Large Pizzas & Soft Drink
Only $12.05

THE LARGE CALZONE
Only $301.28

Welcome to Pizza Seralgio

HEY DIPSHIT READING THIS FUCKING BLOG! ITS ME, MANLY! WELCOME TO OUR WEBSITE. HERE YOU CAN SEE OUR MENU, THE GALLERY OF SEXY BABES, OUR HOT DEALS AND OUR CONTACT INFO. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE DON’T BOTHER, AND DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO SUE US! AND IF YOU'RE A LAWYER TRYING TO CONTACT US, PLEASE READ OUR POLICIES HERE.

Enjoy our famous pizzas in a fun beach-inspired setting, friendly service, and unforgettable atmosphere.

WHY SHOULD YOU COME HERE? EASY:

  • GOOD FOOD
  • HOT CHICKS

NEED I SAY MORE?

GOOD THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR MEANING LIFE!

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